Puhhh, just in time! I found THE party to vote for at the next European election, which will take place between 22 and 25 May 2014. EU-Citizens, don’t hesitate!. Join them. Vote for candidates that have THE COMMONS at the core of their political program. Vote Troika Party! And tell your friends and grandma.
Maximize profits from natural resources, energies, public patrimony and healthcare. Privatization is “commons” sense.
For the last few years, a spectre has been haunting Europe — the spectre of the Commons. We, the Troika Party, have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre. Bringing the Commons into the core of the financial market is our fundamental mission to preserve Western supremacy and prosperity.
Social movements are joining to take us back to the Stone Age, when private property was non-existent and the planet was peopled by hunter-gatherers. Appeals for common goods to remain common are bringing all kinds of discussions to the surface about management of natural resources, organization of public services, business’ social responsibilities, discussions about environmental pollution, discussions about our lack of investment in education, and discussions about crime and poverty. Everywhere, it seems, people claim that our most fundamental social problems grow out of a widespread pursuit of individual interests.
They are driven by subversive forces preaching that there is another enemy besides state property: the Commons. By doing so they are threatening the very basis of our prosperous society, private property and the accumulation of profit in the gracious hands of a few illuminated leaders who then judiciously allow some it to trickle down into the pockets of the masses.
Our society is in danger and the Troika party has the primary obligation to stop these forces using all means at our disposal, even the complete suppression of democracy, if necessary. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it!
We already have wasted a lot of time, which is the main reason for the current crisis. After having commodified raw materials and food the time has come to put a price on every natural resource and create new assets in the financial market able to provide larger profit opportunities for investors.
In order to implement our mission and neutralize these subversive forces it is first necessary to complete the acquisition of the Commons to allow us to concentrate our efforts on phase two: the financialization of nature. This is, by the way, already in motion, but unfortunately we are still distracted by the completion of phase one: privatization.
We made an important step with the Fiscal Compact and the ECB monetary policies, tools to strictly control the Member States’ financial resources, enabling them to sell off their public assets and complete the privatization of their public companies and local services. Still, we should keep moving fast before climate change leaves us without any nature left to privatize.
We can back up our strategy with the successful experience we had in Greece in the last couple of years. The country can be considered a guinea pig for our plans for all the Euro countries. In order to maximize the value of the country, under the slogan Putting the Greek economy back in motion, we pushed for the establishment of the Hellenic Republic Asset Development Funds (HRADF) with the goal of selling all Greek public assets to the private sector. Thanks to a user friendly online interface and the innovative process of e-auction, private investors and corporations can now buy the country piece by piece with two clicks. We are pleased to announce that the Acropolis and the other Greek archeological sites now also up for grabs!
We are proud of this operation and we plan to extend it to other countries coping with the burdens of democratic rules wherever needed.
This is what happened in Italy, where in 2011 a binding popular referendum stopped the forced privatization of public water services and required water tariffs to be non-profit making. But, thanks to the cooperation of the newly non-elected government we are getting the privatization process back on track and we have already reintroduced the profit in the water tariffs through an easy spin-doctoring operation. It’s child’s play to distract people in this country with bizarre politicians’ scandals or the latest iPhone release.
We actively encourage the formation of non-elected governments in all EU countries, so that they can better understand how to deal with common resources and their defenders in an appropriate manner.
Squeeze the profit out of every cell and molecule!
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